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Skinny Jeans →
In my closet, are three pairs of skinny jeans. One is a pair of Earl
Jeans that I paid $120 for, and I love them because they make my butt
look round. This is a feat because I have a square Asian bootie. I
just can’t bear to part with these jeans because I still dream that
one day I will wear them again, and when I do, life will be enchanting
once again. My hair and skin will be perfect. I will have the perfect
career, and the perfect relationship. There will be world peace, and
the end of starvation. And most of all, I will be able to walk into
any clothing store, and everything I try on will look fabulous on me.
Ahhh, yes! That is the wild fantasy that makes me drool.
